Good Reasons for Buying an Artificial Pussy

Of course you probably want to be an artificial pussy for masturbating, but were you aware of some of the extra benefits of owning one? I have been purchasing and using these toys for a few years now, and as time went on I realized that there were a few extra benefits of owning one of these toys that no one else seems to think about. I wanted to share my thoughts on what having one of these masturbation toys does for you besides giving you a unique way to jerk off.

The first fake vagina I bought was on a whim. I was at an adult shop picking up a few new porno DVDs and they had a 50% off sale on some of their toys. I figured I would buy one and give it a try and see what it was like. I really had no idea that this toy would change my life so drastically. You see, before I owned one I had a hard time picking up girls. Every time I went out to the bar or somewhere looking for girls I found myself rejected.

After I bought my realistic pussy I stopped worrying so much about scoring some snatch. You see, I had bought an ultra realistic toy, and it was satisfying me need for snatch. I still went out with my friends to the bars, but I wasn’t as worried about picking up girls anymore. What happened really surprised me. I guess that before I owned the toy I was coming off as desperate, and that is why I was having such a hard time actually picking up any chicks. After I started using this toy and no longer felt the need to pick up girls every time I went out it must have had a huge effect on the way I presented myself.

You know what they say about picking up women. If you seem desperate, or like you are really interested in them, then they don’t want anything to do with you. If you seem to ignore them, or if you have another girlfriend, they seem a lot more interested in you. Having an artificial vagina allowed me to completely ignore all the girls at the bar. In turn, they started to pay a little more attention to me. My conversations with changed drastically. Before I would just be trying to figure out what I needed to do to get them to come back home with me. After I started using this toy I actually started chatting with them about all sorts of things, and this helped them get more excited to get into my pants.

I wish someone had taught me this a long time ago. I would have bought a fake pussy when I was younger so that I would have had more luck with the girls. Who would have thought that having a fake pussy in your sock drawer would make it even easier to get real snatch? It is just like anything else, I guess. My mom always said that money attracts money, and I guess pussy attracts more pussy, too.

I wanted to put this guide together so that it could help you guys out. If even one guy buys a fake pussy and ends up getting more pussy because of it, then I will feel satisfied.

Shoot me an email if you get laid after you buy a toy – I suggest the Mangasm DSRV which is ultra realistic and provides a great experience. Just make sure that you keep your artificial pussy clean so that your dick doesn’t stink when you get real snatch.