There is only one place I go to buy my rubber pussy toys

I have been jerking off since I was a teenager, and it’s safe to say that owning a rubber pussy is one of the best things that ever happened to me. I spent way too many years with beat off blisters because I couldn’t stop jerking off. When I discovered porn I really wanted to have a dirty girl that would let me do whatever I wanted. But when I actually found my first girlfriend willing to have sex I learned that the real world just isn’t as great as porn.

I stopped bothering with girlfriends a long time ago. It’s not that I don’t like fucking a real woman, it’s just that it isn’t worth all of the hassle. You know what I’m talking about! You have to go shoe shopping, and you have to buy flowers, and all sorts of other crap that just isn’t worth your time. I find it much more enjoyable to just get it on with a fake pussy, who doesn’t care if I am out all night at the casino or wasting my time browsing my favorite porn website.

Sure, you can’t start a family with one of these toys, but if that’s what you want, then you need to just go get a real woman anyway. After all, who is going to take care of the kids when you’re out making all of the money? I know that women want to be treated equally these days, but the truth is that they expect you to go out and waste your life away taking care of them and the kids that you made together. You ever notice that your friends who have kids are always working, watching the kids, or out doing boring things with their wives? Yeah, I didn’t think that it sounded so exciting either.

I decided to get my first fake vagina a couple of years ago. I had wandered into a porno shop looking for this movie called Pirates. I couldn’t find it on any of my favorite porn websites but I really wanted to see it. It had my favorite porn star, Jesse Jane. When I got it, the clerk asked me if I had ever fucked a fake pussy before. It was a little awkward, but he piqued my interest. I didn’t buy one at the shop, but when I got home I hopped online to see what I could find. It was pretty impressive, because I didn’t realize that there were so many options.

I ended up on Mangasm.com, which was a little weird because they have a bunch of prostate stimulators, too. They did have a couple of rubber pussy options, and I ended up getting one called the Pussy Paradise. I had thought about getting a fleshlight, but a buddy of mine told me that they were really overpriced for what they did.

Anyway, when the package came I was excited. I loaded up pirates and laid the toy down on my bed. Now this is embarrassing to say, but I was able to mount it in the missionary position while my head was turned to face the television. I got to buck my hips and pound away on that pussy while I watched Jesse Jane get her brains fucked out.

My cock blasted off like a cannon! It was great unloading in that fake snatch without having to worry about STDs or anything like that. If you want to get a rubber vagina that will drain your balls, then you should head over to Mangasm.com and get the pussy paradise.