No Realistic Vagina Could Get You Off Like These Toys

When you think about a realistic vagina, what you really want is an experience that is similar to getting on top of your favorite girl and pounding her pussy until she can’t take anymore. Unfortunately, there aren’t many toys out there that can do this. There are a few other articles on this site about the most realistic pussy toys, and I wanted to take a moment to point out some of the toys that provide an experience that is very different, and far more intense, than any real pussy could ever give you.

Of course, you might not be into toys that can get you off really quickly. You might want a toy that you can last a long time with. While that is certainly something that we all enjoy, the intense feelings that these toys provide to your dick are some of the most amazing sensations you could get. I would love to tell you that this is all hype, but after I tried a few of them myself I realized that there is a lot more to masturbation toys than simulating a realistic pussy.

The Alien fleshlight is certainly the most special masturbation toy that I have ever used. The orifice is designed to look like a pussy with an extra pair of lips and an extra clit, which is pretty cool. It is also bright blue. I am not sure if they knew this when they made it, but it has been proven that looking at something that is a vibrant blue color during your orgasm increases the intensity of it significantly. If you look down and watch your dick sliding in and out of this thing during your orgasm, it will feel at least twice as good.

The sleeve inside of this fleshlight is really special. It starts off with a vortex that makes you feel like the pussy is spinning around on your cock as you slip inside of it. You then pass through a tight chamber that applies suction to your shaft. After that, you slip through a tight second orifice and into a corridor of pleasurable bumps that grip and pull at your meat like no real woman ever could. The result is nothing short of amazing, and you will be cross breeding with an alien pussy in no time at all.

The Robotic Blowjob is not a vagina at all, so it is easy to see why this is not considered a fake pussy toy. Instead, it is a toy designed to automatically suck you off without needing any interaction on your behalf. You slip your erect penis into the toy with a bit of lube or lotion and let it pump away. It is sort of like milking your own utter, except it feels a lot better than anything you could have imagined.

There are a lot of vibrating toys out there, but this is the only one I have ever used that actually slides up and down your shaft without you needing to do anything at all. I actually like to lay back with my hands behind my head while I watch my favorite blow job DVDs. I end up cumming within a few minutes of getting started each and every time. If I had a woman that was so dedicated to sucking the sperm out of my balls I would probably be married.

It doesn’t matter if you want a realistic toy or something that will just get you off. You absolutely have to try these toys. Don’t let the fact that they aren’t realistic vagina toys keep you from giving them a try.