I found a pocket pussy that I can really enjoy

Everyone has heard of the pocket pussy. Even if you didn’t know that it was a real thing, you have had someone make a joke about one. The good news is that they exist, and they are small enough to carry around with you. I don’t own any pants with pockets deep enough to carry mine, but it easily fits in my messenger bag, and I carry it around with me when I travel. If you carried it in your pocket you might be embarrassed when you have to take it out at security check points, anyway, and with the way things have been going since September 11, you might have to go through one just to buy your groceries.

But let’s not get off track. The toy that I like is called the pocket rocket. It is a little toy with forty seven nodules that will stimulate your penis, and it is made with a material that feels really awesome. It’s got a tight little hole, and it stimulates your dick perfectly. Of course, you can’t plant yourself all the way inside of this toy, but that’s not what a pocket pussy is for. Instead, they stimulate the first couple of inches of your dick, which is where most of your nerves are anyway.

When you use a rubber pussy you want to make sure you have some lube. It’s important, because they aren’t like using your hand. You want to make sure that you lube it up really well, too, because the hole is usually pretty small. Sure, it’s flexible, but you don’t want to struggle to get inside it. Instead, you want to be able to focus on working your rod until you blow a huge load all over this thing. The good thing about the pocket rocket is that it’s really easy to clean, too.

One thing that can suck about having a fake pussy is that you might not get to clean it out right away. If you’re travelling and decide to use yours in a public space, you will have to put it back in your bag until you get to a place where you can take it out and clean it. The pocket rocket is great for this, because the material they used to make it doesn’t hold all of the crud and goo like some of the other toys that are out there. If you are going to get a toy that is meant to be used while you are travelling, this is really important.

Of course, the price is always an issue. Some toys, like the fleshlight, can be really expensive. This one is affordable and it costs only about half as much as what a fleshlight does. Make sure that you go to Magnasm.com to buy it, where it is usually on sale with a 10% discount.

Of course, you might decide that a rubber vagina isn’t right for you. Instead you might want to get a toy like the Mangasm DSRV. I have no idea what that stands for, but it could be “doggie style rear view.” Either way, this toy is shaped and positioned like a woman in the doggy style position, so you can mount it and fuck your brains out. It complains a lot less than a woman, too.

Get out there and see what is available. I recommend you check out the pocket pussy toys they have at Mangasm.com because of the cheap prices and high quality, but you really could buy one from just about anywhere.