So, which male masturbator does Tom love the best?

Before I get into telling you about my male masturbator of choice I think that it would help if you understood why I am a guy worth listening to. I have been single for about ten years. I was in a very good relationship and I figured that it would last forever. But things eventually turned south and after a very rough breakup and a few years of struggling with the situation I decided that I would never get involved with a woman again. After a while I realized that I was missing the sex that you can only get from being with a woman, but my reluctance to get into another relationship kept me from wanting to risk that again. So what did I do?

I bought a male masturbation toy, and I haven’t looked back since. I actually bought more than one. You see, being single gave me a lot of extra cash, since I wasn’t spending it on dates and things like that. Instead of having to buy flowers, jewelry, birthday gifts and all of that stuff I was able to spend my money on toys that would exist only to please me. It might sound a little twisted, but when you have the fear of ending up heart broken, like I do, it makes a lot more sense to stick with something that you know isn’t going to dump you like a load of garbage at the dump.

The first mens sex toy I bought was pretty nice. It is a fleshlight designed after some famous porn star. I actually can’t remember which one I got first, because after I owned it for a week I ordered a few more of them. All I know is that these are pretty awesome toys, whether you buy the butt, mouth, or vagina orifice. I do like them, but they definitely aren’t my favorite toy. I use them probably once a week, or so.

The second toy I bought was a pocket pussy. I was going to be doing a lot of travelling for work, so I decided to get something that would be easy to stash in my laptop case. I didn’t want a flashlight in there (which is what the fleshlight looks like) because the TSA will actually open them up to make sure it isn’t a bomb. Having a pocket pussy in the pocket meant that no one would really see it and no one notices it when it goes through the security scanners. While they can do a lot in terms of helping you get off, they don’t provide the “full immersion” experience that some other toys can.

When I say “full immersion” I mean that in two ways. The pocket pussy can only take about four or five inches of your dick. Most guys are bigger than that. They also aren’t very realistic, which is the second type of immersion I am referencing. Instead of a pocket pussy, I recommend you take a look at something like the Mangasm Pussy Paradise or the Mangasm DSRV. These are both ultra realistic toys that you can mount and fuck, and I have found that using either one really allows me to have an experience similar to being with a real woman. Both feature tight little butt holes, so you can go ahead and ride either one depending on your mood, and you don’t have to worry about the nasty mess that comes with normal anal.

If you decide you want to get a male masturbator I recommend you check out my favorite site, roboticblowjob.com, where you can get good prices and discreet shipping.