Male Masturbation Isn’t that tough – so why write a guide?

I decided to put together a male masturbation guide because there are so many unique ways to go about it. Of course, you could always just stick with the five finger special, but that gets boring after a while. You can try to lube it up with Vaseline, baby oil, or any other lotion you have around, but that’s not really going to keep you interested for too long, either. I got inspired by porno movies, once, and spit in my hand. It felt pretty good, but then my fingers smelled like bad breath when I was done, so I gave up on going that route ever again.

One of the things that is really cool is that you can get toys to help you jerk offlike the fleshlight, which is actually shaped like a real pussy. You could also buy one of their mounts so that you can fuck it, but I find that putting it underneath one of the cushions on the couch provides the same basic effect. I like to use this toy with a lot of lube, because otherwise it kind of hurts. I ordered mine from Mangasm.com, because they usually have a 10% discount.

I also like to use a toy known as the pocket pussy. This was the most popular male masturbatorfor a long time, but when the fleshlight came out it lost a lot of its popularity. They still make them, and the good thing is that they’re small enough to keep in your backpack or briefcase when you are travelling. I don’t own any pockets that are big enough for me to keep a pocket pussy in them, so I doubt that anyone else does (I wear baggy pants).

I also tried something else, recently, called the Mangasm DSRV. This toy is shaped and positioned just like a real woman on her hands and knees, and you can pound away at it. It makesjerking offpretty interesting, and it’s a lot better than the ol’ fleshlight between the couch cushions. They make a couple of other toys that are ultra realistic, but I haven’t had the cash to buy another one yet. When I do, I’m going to pick one up.

Last month I was reading an article about whacking off and how it is actually healthy for guys. By jerking off and keeping your sperm from going stale you minimize the likelihood of developing prostate cancer. Since it is one of the most common types of cancer for guys, that’s good news. Surely you jerk off on a regular basis. This is just an excuse to do it more frequently! The worst thing about jerking off with your hand is that you can get beat off blisters. You can try to use lotion to avoid this, but it is still possible. When you use toys like I listed above and a lot of lube, there is no such thing. It’s just like fucking a real pussy over and over again, except you don’t have to worry about it getting sore and sensitive.

Of course, I would always prefer to have sex with a real woman, but for a guy like me that’s just not possible. I’m not good looking and I don’t have a giant pecker, nor a good job. I don’t even have a fast car. My chances of getting lade are very slim.

For guys like me, the best thing to do is get a toy that helps. Male masturbation is a lot more exciting than it was just a few years ago because there are plenty of different toys to use now.