Why an artificial vagina might be better than having a girlfriend or wife

Think about what happens when you own an artificial vagina. You get to live through your wildest fantasies, with or without the assistance of a porno movie. You don’t have to worry about giving it back rubs or taking it out to dinner. You don’t have to remember Valentine’s Day or Christmas. You can forget about anniversaries and birthdays all you want and you aren’t going to have to worry about it. Best of all, you don’t have to worry about it ever going “on strike” if you did something stupid, and we are guys, so you can be sure you are going to do plenty of stupid things. Unlike a real woman you also don’t have to worry about learning that “you are always wrong.”

Don’t take my rant the wrong way. I love women! I just like my fake pussy more. I own the Mangasm DSRV and it is quite a treat being able to have sex any time I want. I own a few other toys, including the fleshlight STU, because sometimes I want a little variance. My artificial pussy doesn’t mind it at all when I “cheat” or “sleep around.” I can use porno movies to imagine myself with as many women as possible, and it never feels like I am doing something wrong. Best of all? I don’t have to worry about my artificial twat cheating on me and bringing home some wild STDs.

It is also nice being able to fuck your fake vagina without a rubber. If you are with a real woman you definitely shouldn’t be doing this because of sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy. Of course, the artificial vagina isn’t going to try and get you to do something that you aren’t ready for, either.

The only thing that I don’t like about owning an artificial twat instead of being with a real woman is that I can’t have it hop on top and ride me until I blow my load. Of course, there are some toys out there that can automatically milk your dong if that is what you want. Take the robotic blow job as a perfect example (sold on roboticblowjob.com). You can lube up and put this toy on and allow it to do all of the work. You can literally lie back with your hands behind your head while you watch your favorite porn and this toy will keep working on your no matter what.

You also don’t have to worry about getting shut down because of bad days, periods, or “headaches.” And we all know that these things happen all the time. One of the best things, though, is that I don’t have to worry about buying flowers and chocolates if I want to get together and have a great lay. I can just pull out the pocket poon any time I want and go to work on it.

Of course, there are some benefits to actually having a woman in your life, especially if you want a relationship and not just sex. But let’s be honest, guys! Most of us aren’t interested in much more than a quick lay. Do you really want to have to cuddle with a woman who is going to steal all the blankets? Of course not! You want her to leave as soon as you are done. The realistic pussy is a great investment for any guy who wants to have an amazing orgasm, and there are several different models available at roboticblowjob.com for you to choose from, so don’t put it off any longer!