Why should you own the autoblow? Because it makes jerking off on the computer so much easier.

The best thing about the autoblow is that it alleviates one of the worst problems of the 21st century. We have all been there before. You are browsing your favorite tube site and you decide that you want to start jerking off. Even if you don’t use the computer, you probably want to pick up the remote and fast forward through your favorite tapes or DVDs. The problem is, you can’t use your dominant hand properly when using the mouse or remote. Instead, you end up fumbling and skipping over your favorite part, or instead you have to jerk off with your off hand. That isn’t that fun, is it?

I always wished for something like an automatic blowjob. Of course, I had a lot of fantasies about having a girlfriend who was turned on by the fact that I watch porn. I would fantasize that she would crawl under the desk and blow me while I browsed the web for porn videos. That might be a little perverted, but there are fantasies that are far worse! There are also some women who do actually like it when you watch porn, and they might even watch it with you. It was a fantasy that could come true, even though it was really unlikely.

I had never thought that they would invent an automatic blowjob. I guess I wasn’t thinking outside of her box, so to speak. But when I came across it on one of my favorite message boards I knew that I had to have it. I purchased one right away. I made a mistake, though. I didn’t want to admit that I have a smaller penis, so I ordered the larger version. It didn’t fit and it didn’t work well. I knew right away that I had made the mistake, so I just placed an order for another one. Heck, they even warn you right on the site about how important it is to buy another one. Don’t worry about admitting it if you have a small dick. Just get the Pico. It’s cool because they have discreet shipping. You don’t have to worry that the mail man is even going to know what is in the box, let alone that you bought a toy designed for guys with small dicks.

Anyway, I loaded up my favorite porn scene and strapped the toy on. I started to feel like I was going to cum right away, but since I wasn’t doing any of the work I was able to concentrate on keeping it back for a long time. I watched my favorite scene of some girls gobbling up this guy’s pecker, and after about fifteen minutes I finally decided that it was time to cum. It was really surprising to see how much juice I could produce when I used this toy.

Since I got the robotic blow job machine there is only one complaint that I have: jerking off with my hand is definitely a lot more disappointing now that I know how fun it can be for me to use a toy like this. If I could go back and not make the purchase… well I wouldn’t change a thing. I love using this toy all the time, and I am very glad that it feels better than I expected.

If you want to check it out for yourself they have a couple of videos at roboticblowjob.com, as well as a few different discounts. Stop at their site and see if you can afford to purchase an autoblow – you won’t regret it!