Which of my one hundred fifty adult male toys are the best?

You read that correctly. I own a hundred fifty adult male toys. I have about thirty different pocket pussies, thirty fleshlights, a bunch of artificial vaginas, and a bunch of prostate stimulators. I also own the robotic blow job machine. How did I come to have so many toys? Well, I made a decision long ago to stay single, but I definitely wanted to be able to have great “sex.” I knew that I wouldn’t be able to do that for long if I was just jerking off with my hand. The money I saved by not having a woman in my life allowed me to have a huge budget for male sex toys, and I ended up with a lot more than I thought I would ever buy.

Owning so many different toys really gave me an opportunity to figure out which were the best. I have had a lot of toys that weren’t very good, but rather than focusing on those (or even giving them a mention) I would like to point your attention to two different toys that have really been great to me. One of them is the robotic blowjob machine, of which I only own one. The other is the Mangasm DSRV. I will spend a little bit of time talking about each, and then I will tell you where you can buy them.

First, the automatic blowjob machine should result in someone winning some sort of award. I think if we handed these out to guys all over the world that there would be a lot less fighting. I mean, most guys are in competition over pussy, right? If we could all experience the great orgasms that this toy can provide then we would probably calm down a lot more and not stress out about women so much. Anyway, I am just ranting, and I don’t want to bring my nut-job politics into the conversation.

So how does this toy feel? Well it is the only one of the mens sex toysthat does all of the work for me. Once I have an erection I can slip it on my rod and let it go to work. It rolls some balls up and down my shaft, and the balls are behind a some sort of rubbery material. It feels really good, and with plenty of lube it feels like I am getting a nice sloppy blow job. You know how a woman will use her hand and mouth and rapidly bob up and down, taking you really deep? That is the kind of blow job experience this provides. Don’t be surprised if you can’t go that long without busting a nut.

The Mangasm DSRV is a totally different kind of sex toy for men. The most amazing thing about this is that they found the perfect combination between a realistic toy and a decent weight. There is no other toy that I know of that is so easily mountable. It is positioned like a woman in doggy style. You can actually get on your knees behind it and treat it like you were fucking a real woman. I have to mention the nice butthole on this thing, too. If you want to plug it with your thumb you can. If you want to lube it up and plunge inside, you can. No complaints will come from the DSRV!

Make sure you spend a bit of time checking out all of the adult male toys they sell at roboticblowjob.com, because I am sure they will come out with new ones by the time you read this article.