A fake vagina could be the best girlfriend in the world

Before I go on a little rant about why I love owning a fake vagina so much I want to clear something up. I love women. I really do. I would much rather have a girlfriend than to be all alone and jerking off all of the time. The truth, though, is that a lot of women get on my nerves. They love to gossip and if you want to do anything for yourself they love to complain. It seems like you have to do absolutely everything for them or you are in big trouble. I have had a couple of long term relationships and they always end up the same way. Some girl thinks that I need to drop everything that I am interested in so that I can focus on her all the time. When I refuse to do that we end up breaking up!

I got my first artificial vagina after my last girlfriend and I split up. She was pissed because I forgot Valentine’s Day. Don’t get me wrong! I know what a mistake that was, but this chick was flipping out like nothing else. She actually went out and keyed a heart with an arrow through it on the hood of my car. When I asked her why she did that she told me it was so I would never forget Valentine’s Day again! I told her that she was out of her mind and I dumped her after that. It took about six months to get her out of my life. She kept finding excuses to come over to my apartment at weird hours, saying things like “Oh I forgot some nail polish,” or whatever.

After that I realized that I had enough of the insanity and I bought a fake pussy. I really like the way the toy feels. Oh, just so you know, it wasn’t a fleshlight. It was the Mangasm DSRV. I love doing it doggy style, and I knew that the only way to do that was if I bought a mount for my fleshlight. That is just nuts. It would have cost almost two hundred bucks for me to fuck this thing in the doggy style position. I don’t have money trouble or anything, but that is way too expensive.

Anyway, after I got the DSRV I lubed up and took it for a ride. I hadn’t realized this when I ordered it, but it has a butthole that is fuckable, too! Did you ever try to get one of your girlfriend’s to let you give her anal? Unless you are one really lucky guy you probably had no chance in ever getting in her back door. I had one girlfriend that would let me do it, but I always had to buy her something like a piece of jewelry afterwards. If I didn’t, she would hold out on me and not give me any attention in the bedroom. It was a big pain in the ass.

Anyway, having this toy really does a great thing. Not only does it make masturbation a lot more fun (and realistic) but it keeps me from getting horny to the point where I go out looking for a girlfriend. Instead of worrying about that I am able to focus on my career. My savings account has also grown significantly since I don’t have to waste money on gas (to drive her around) and gifts (so she doesn’t drive me insane). Get yourself a fake vagina and save yourself the hassle of dealing with a crazy relationship!