My experience with a pocket pussy can save you big money

I have tried just about any pocket pussy out there. Understanding why I have such a fascination with these toys will help you understand whether or not you should listen to me. I started out just like any other guy, jerking off to porn. I had a girlfriend, but I realized that it wasn’t my thing. She was too demanding. I’m sure you can relate. I spent a lot of time and money trying to make her happy, only to find out that nothing I did was ever right. I don’t want to talk about that too much, though.

If you have ever been in this situation, you know that it can be easier to just jerk off instead of trying to pick up a chick to get laid. Not having a girlfriend means that you have to either figure out how to get off on your own, or go out to bars and coffee shops trying to pick up chicks. If you’re not good looking, then it’s even harder to get laid. Certainly, you are tired of trying to pick up chicks just to get laid, and eventually you start to wonder if there is anything better than your hand.

I was in your shoes a long time ago. I had never really had a lot of luck getting laid, and more often than not I found that using my hand just wasn’t cutting it. On some days, when I was really horny, I would jerk off a few times and end up with beat off blisters. That meant I would be stuck for a few days with a tough choice: I could jack off and make it worse, or I could let the sexual frustration build up.

Sure, it’s worth it to wait a couple of days and build up a huge load, but there is an alternative. Yes, I am talking about the pocket pussy. The only trouble is that there are a lot of options out there, and they’re not all made equally. So how can you figure out which one is the best to spend your money on?

You must have heard of the fleshlight company before. I don’t know anyone who hasn’t. Even my mom has heard about them, and she recently joked that I don’t need a girlfriend because I must have a couple of fleshlights at home. If she only knew how close to the truth she was…

I don’t really like those toys, because they’re not as realistic as they could be. The inner sleeves feel good, but I want something that is realistic. I have had a couple of them, including one of the fleshlightgirlsrubber pussytoys. It just wasn’t anything like the real thing. Of course, I enjoyed jerking off with it, but I like something realistic.

I think that if you’re going to buy a fake pussy that you should get something like the Mangasm DSRV. This is not really a pocket toy, per say, because it is too large to carry around with you. But you probably shouldn’t be jerking off at work anyway. This toy is in the same position as a woman who wants doggy style, and it’s heavy enough that you can pound away on it. I really think it feels like the real thing and would recommend it to anyone.

You can pick it up by going to Mangasm.com and placing a discreet order. It is certainly the best rubber vagina that I have ever used, and if you want to make sure your money is well spent, this is the one.