You can just call me the master of realistic vaginas

I have owned about thirty different realistic vaginas. I have some social anxiety, so I don’t really like to go out on dates. I just never really could get over going out in public and all of that, and whenever I start talking to a real girl I get nervous and freak out. Now, before you go questioning my ability to compare these toys to real pussies, let me clear something up.
Back when I was in college I didn’t have all of these anxiety issues, and I was actually pretty popular with the ladies. I had a couple of different girlfriends, and I even had a three way with two chicks one time. All in all I would say that I have fucked about five different girls, not counting the one girlfriend who only gave me hand jobs when I was in high school.

So with all of that out of the way, you can really understand why I am qualified to talk about realistic pussy used for masturbation. My experience with real women back in college combined with my huge collection really gives me a lot of credibility. Most guys my age are lucky if they have had sex with two or three girls, and they probably only own one fake pussy if they are lucky.

Okay, so enough about me. Let us talk about some of the best toys that I have ever owned. Of course you have heard of the fleshlight brand, but did you know that they have a series called fleshlight girls that are molded from real porn stars? Most of them include a real ass, pussy, and mouth option, along with several different internal sleeves to vary it up. If you are looking for a fake vagina, then it is harder to find anything better than the Jenna Haze Lotus. This thing matches and rivals any real pussy that you can imagine, and the fact that it is just like banging the real porn star only makes it even hotter.

You might want something a little different than a fleshlight, though, which I understand. You can’t really “fuck” them like you would with a real woman. You can only put them on your dick and jerk off. Well, they do sell some expensive mounts, but I see that as a huge waste of money. So, what can you get instead?

Well, I like a toy known as the Mangasm DSRV. I don’t know what DSRV stands for and it doesn’t really matter. This is one of the few realistic pussy toys that is positioned for doggy style, and it alsohas an asshole. It’s really nice to be able to dump some lube on both and then go back and forth between the two, just like they do in the porno movies. There is no real girl who would ever let you do something like that, because she can get an infection in her pussy if she does.

Anyway, this thing feels and looks real, although the lips are a little too pink. I also have a preference for black chicks, and they only have this one in white skin. But it does look really nice looking down at those firm little butt cheeks, that tight little sphincter, and the juicy wet clam. I have to say that this is one of the best fake pussies that you could ever get.

Of course, what you really want to know is how good it feels. It feels fantastic, and I have to tell you that it is definitely my most favorite out of all of my realistic vaginas.