Which three pocket pussys do I like the best?

Before I jump in to listing my three favorite pocket pussys, I want to tell you how I learned about them in the first place. A couple of years back a friend of mine was going through his brothers drawers, looking for porn videos. This was before you could get decent videos on the web, so we would have to find VHS and DVD movies in his older brother’s room. One time we were looking for a video and we found a fake pussy. I started laughing my ass off, wondering what was wrong with his brother that he couldn’t get laid by a real chick.

You see, I had picked up a girlfriend when I was in tenth grade, and she was a dirty little whore. I was getting laid from the time I was about 16 all the way up until I was twenty two, when she dumped me. I’m not sure if she just wanted to go bang some other dudes or if she just got tired of me. Anyway, it had been a long time since I tried to pick up a girl, and I had never been to a bar before. So I had no idea what to do. I started thinking about watching porn again, and then I remembered when we found the rubber pussy in my friend’s brother’s drawer.

I hopped online to see what I could find and I was surprised. There are a lot of different kinds of fake vagina toys out there. I ordered a couple different versions since I knew I wasn’t going to be spending money on my girlfriend anymore and I had a couple of extra bucks to blow. It took a while for them to come, which was a shame, because I was excited about using them. I don’t remember the name of any of these toys, and they weren’t that memorable to be honest. Most artificial pussys are pretty boring.

A few years ago I did hook up with another girl for a little while, and she was into all sorts of kinky shit. She was always begging me to let her stick a finger up my ass, and I would always tell her that I would do let her if I could fuck her butt first. One night she came over to my place pretty buzzed and made a deal with me. She said that she would let me bang her in the ass if she could then put her finger in mine while she blew me. Now, here I was, thinking that ass to mouth only happens in the porno movies, but this hot chick was telling me that she would let me give her A2M if I just let her stick a finger up my butt.

To make a long story short, she ended up turning me on to prostate orgasms. I started buying toys from a site called Mangasm.com – I didn’t really pay attention to the other toys they had because I was busy humping this chicks butt almost every other night. Anyway, she and I split up one day, and then I thought about going back to Mangasm.com to see what else they had.

Well, I ordered all three of their pocket pussy toys, and I liked them. They are called the Pocket Rocket, the Easy Relief, and the Quickie. They are all pretty fantastic, and while you don’t have to do this, I recommend that you try combining them with something like the Mangasm Alpha for a super orgasm.

Anyway, if you want to buy some great pocket pussys, I definitely recommend you stick with what they are selling.