Isn’t it obvious that you simply fuck realistic vaginas for pleasure?

I was surprised to get a few emails from guys asking me about how to get the most from their realistic vaginas. I mean, to me it was pretty intuitive. You put some lube on it, slip your dick between the lips, and then go wild. One of the coolest things is you can fuck fake pussies as hard as you want without hearing any whining or crying. Of course, if you unleash your inner animal with a real women you could end up breaking her in half, and no one wants that!

But, anyway, I was getting a lot of email about this subject, so I figured I would put together a quick article to share a few tips. In all honesty I had to sit down and think for about two hours to figure out some tips for fucking rubber vaginas. Eventually I went back and read the emails again and noticed a similar thread running through all of them.

You have to use a lot of lube. Let me just clarify by saying that you have to use more lube than you think. When you think you have enough, just go ahead and put some more on there. Put the bottle inside the hole and squirt some in there, rub some all over your cock, and pour some on the outside. For this reason I recommend you get a big bottle of lube to use with your fake pussy.

It turns out that most of these guys were trying to use hand lotion or conditioner to fuck their fake pussies. I mean, that might work well enough to get you inside, but it’s not going to make it feel really good. You have to use the right lube for your toy. I don’t know which one you own, so you really should just refer to the instructions that came with it and see what kind of lube they recommend. There are water based lubes and oil based lubes, and you really shouldn’t use one when you’re supposed to use another.

I really like having realistic vaginas. It saves me the hassle of having to go out to the bar to pick up a chick, and I always felt bad when a drunk girl would want to come back to my apartment. If you feel okay with that sort of thing, then shame on you. You shouldn’t take advantage of a girl that doesn’t know what is going on! Instead you can grab something like the Mangasm DSRV, which has a pussy and a butthole in the doggy style position, and you can give it all you want.

Remember my number one tip: use lots of lube. It’s good to put a towel down under the toy, because you might end up with a lot of lube all over the sheets or couch. If you have ever tried to get oil based lube stains out of fabric, you know that it is virtually impossible. Play it safe and put a towel down.

There are a bunch of different toys out there that you might want to buy, including fleshlights and pocket pussies. I really have to say that my favorite is the DSRV, though, because it’s cool looking down and seeing my dick disappear between two cute little but cheeks. And it is in the doggy style position, which is my favorite.

Now that you know the number one tip on getting the most out of your realistic pussys go get to work – and if you don’t already have one head over to the Mangasm site and pick up the DSRV, which is cheaper than a fleshlight.