How can you narrow down your artificial vagina selection?

I have owned more than one artificial vagina, and just like you I was once curious to find out how to pick the right one. It would seem like a silly problem to have. Most people would think that you just pick one and go with it. But you and I both know that there are hundreds of options, and having the best toy you can get is a real concern. After all, the economy is in the gutter and money is tight. You don’t want to buy something that isn’t the best, do you?

If you don’t want to waste money by buying a piece of shitrubber pussy, then this guide is for you. Since I have owned a few really good ones and really bad ones, I think I am in a position to help you figure out exactly what you should be looking for. Of course, what you like might be different from what I like, so I will focus on the quality of these toys more than anything else.

The fleshlight brand is really popular, and they definitely make some good toys. My biggest concern with their offering is that the casing tends to be made out of cheap plastic, and if you don’t take really good care of it you could break it. I had my fake vaginafleshlight in my back pack once, and some jerk dropped a bunch of books on it. When I got back to my dorm room I opened it up to find the casing shattered. Thankfully you can order replacements without spending too much money, but I learned from that experience just how fragile those toys can be.

I also have, and really like, the Mangasm Pussy Paradise. This is an artificial vagina that you can actually mount as though you were banging a chick in missionary position. You can also pick it up and use it like a fleshlight, which makes it pretty flexible. I do think that you need to use a lot of lube with it, but that’s no different from the fleshlight toys, or any other fake pussy out there. Just make sure to keep it clean so that it lasts as long as possible. If you don’t wash it out you are going to end up with a buildup of nasty junk inside, and it’s going to be pretty gross to fuck.

How do all of these toys feel? Well, the good news is that they have really mastered the art of making an artificial pussy. It’s pretty hard to find one that doesn’t feel good unless you are looking for something out of the ordinary. I bought the zombie fleshlight as a joke, but ended up giving it a try. It was not that great, but that’s because it wasn’t made to resemble anything close to a real pussy.

Of course, if you are into that sort of thing there are a ton of different toys in their “freaks” series. These toys range from an alien pussy to a cyborg snatch, so you can really let your fantasies run wild. They also sell dildos, so you could even pick one of those up for your girlfriend if she wants to try some freaky stuff.

At the end of the day it’s all up to you. I can only tell you that you can get any toy and find out that you like it or hate it. The Pussy Paradise is a pretty solid option though, and if you have never purchased an artificial vagina before, but you want to, then go to the Roboticblowjob website and grab one.