The Artificial Pussy is like a Babe Magnet

You might think that I am out of my mind saying that an artificial pussy is like a babe magnet. I would have agreed with you just a few months ago, but ever since I bought my rubber pussy I have been getting more women to fuck me than ever before. I sat down last night and really thought about why this could be, and I came up with two theories that I want to share. What I would really like is for you guys to put this to the test and then let me know if it works for you.

The first reason that I think a fake pussy helps you out is because it can get your mind off of real pussy. I mean, it can’t just be any sex toy. It has to be a really good one. Before I had my fleshlight STU all I could ever think about was picking up chicks. I would look at women everywhere I went, trying to figure out how I could fuck them. Whenever I would strike up the nerve to go talk to one of these women they would be immediately turned off or disgusted. I guess that they could tell that I only had one thing on my mind.

At first I didn’t realize that I wasn’t so focused on getting laid after I got my STU. As sad as it may sound I started thinking about getting back home so I could use it again. It’s not that I’m a pervert or anything, it is just really that good. I think that women can pick up on it when you are preoccupied, and that makes them want to see if they can steal your attention away from whatever you are currently focused on. They would have been pissed if they realized they were competing with an artificial vagina.

The second reason that I think this toy helped is because the STU is designed to make you last longer in bed. You know, a lot of women talk, especially if they hang out in the same places. I think that women started talking about how long I was lasting in bed, or something, because it seemed like more and more of them were coming up to me at the bar. I know that it sounds weird, but I can’t think of anything else.

I didn’t have a new hair cut or more money or anything. I am still the same chubby, broke guy that I was before I bought my STU. It’s just that now I’m not worried about getting laid each and every time I go out, and that is really helping me in a lot of ways.

So to sum it up, if you have a fake vagina that is really great, you won’t have to worry so much about getting laid by real women. This will lead to more women wanting to fuck you, since you aren’t so desperate. If it’s a toy like the STU, you will learn how to last longer in bed, which will lead to women talking about your sexual prowess, which will only lead to more women wanting to fuck you.

I know that it all sounds crazy, but if you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. Of course, you might still end up being an awkward jerk after you get your toy, but if you can overcome that, then it can really help. Check out the artificial pussy selection on roboticblowjob.com and pick up the STU or the DSRV, both of which will train you to last longer in the bedroom.