Don’t make a mistake when you buy your fleshlight sex toy

The last thing I would ever wish on a guy is for him to make a mistake when he buys a fleshlight sex toy. The first time I heard of this toy I figured that it was just a type of toy and not a specific brand. Any flashlight pussy that you buy should come from the fleshlight company. You can certainly buy them from a number of different places, but you shouldn’t buy any other brand. This story I am about to tell you is very embarrassing, but it will tell you exactly why I think you should avoid anything except for the original sex toys by Fleshlight company.

A few years ago I had heard about these toys on a podcast that I was listening to. For those of you that don’t know, that is basically a radio show online. You can download the episodes to your MP3 player or burn them to a CD or whatever so that you can listen to them wherever you go. Anyway, I had heard about them and I decided that I was going to get one since the host of the show seemed to really like his. The thing that I didn’t understand was that he was saying “fleshlight” and not “flashlight.” So when I got online and looked for one I ended up at some site that sold knock offs.

Well, I ordered mine and it showed up about a week later. It smelled a little funny but I figured that must just be the material that they make them from. I lubed up and slipped my meat inside of it and I was very shocked. It felt very terrible inside, almost like a grating feeling. It wasn’t hard, or anything like that. I guess I would compare it to the feeling of a cats tongue. If you don’t have a cat then you wouldn’t know what I am talking about. The tongue of a cat feels like soft, wet, sandpaper. It is really not something that you want to be rubbing up and down your shaft. After about thirty seconds I realized I couldn’t take it anymore and I took the thing off.

Two minutes later my schlong started burning like I had rubbed a jalapeno on it. I don’t know what was going on, but I threw it away and I was very upset. I knew I couldn’t get my money back because that site I bought from clearly stated that there were no refunds on opened merchandise. I got online to write a review about it because I couldn’t understand why guys would be lying about these toys! I figured it must be some sort of huge worldwide prank like rick rolling or something like that. Anyway, after just a few minutes I realized my mistake. I found out that the real toy came from a company called fleshlight and that the one I had received was a knock off made in a factory in China. I decided to buy the real thing and see what it felt like, and I have to say that I understood all of the hype right after I got it. The feeling is like… butter. I don’t know how else to describe it. When you slip your dick inside you will feel like this thing was designed just to milk your rod. That is because that is exactly what it was designed for.

I never realized I could make such a terrible mistake in buying a knock off product, but I did. I hope that my quick story about the fleshlight sex toy prevents you from making the same error.