Why does every man need a fake pussy?

If you don’t already own a fake pussy, there is something wrong with you. I am a firm believer that every guy out there should own at least one rubber pussy. Whether you have a horny girlfriend, are married, or you’re single, I’m sure that you find plenty of excuses to masturbate. You see, even when you are getting a lot of poon tang, you will find that masturbating to a good porno is a lot of fun. I really do like getting between my girlfriends legs and taking her for a ride, but I just can’t break the habit of jerking off to my favorite porn.

I know that you’re the same way, too. I know a lot of guys who admit that they whack off to porn on a regular basis. Even if you don’t watch porn when your girlfriend is around, the first thing you do when she goes out of town is go to your favorite site or pop in your favorite DVD. Just admit it and stop lying to yourself.

The thing is, you might just be using your hand to get off, which is about as much fun as putting a toothbrush up your ass. Okay, I’m sure it’s not that bad, but after you fuck a nice artificial pussy there will be no reason for you to ever go back to using your hand again. I mean the difference between having one of these toys and your hand is like the difference between dry humping a chick and actually getting your dick wet in her snatch. It’s that much better.

So, if you do want to get a fake vagina, where are you going to go? One of the first things you will probably think about is the fleshlight brand of toys. They’re good, but they’re not the best. They have a huge marketing budget and they put their name out there all over the place. Even my mom knows what they are, and she is a pretty conservative sixty five year old woman.

If you want a toy that you can actually lay down and mount, then take a look at the Mangasm Pussy Paradise. This toy has a realistic pussy, including a fake little clit and everything. The lips feel great, and because of the way it is positioned, you can actually mount it in the missionary position or use it like a fleshlight. If you want to do something like that with a fleshlight toy you have to buy a mount. Isn’t that ridiculous?

The best thing that you can do with your fake pussy is to make sure you use a lot of lube. If you don’t, it probably won’t feel that good. Don’t be cheap and try to use your girlfriend’s conditioner or some hand lotion you have laying around the house. You want to make sure you get real lube designed for one of these toys so that you can experience it just the way it was meant to.

I recommend that you use a lot of lube. Rub it all over your dick and make sure that you squirt some down into the hole. When you think you have enough applied, squirt some more in your hand and rub it all over the outside of the pussy and on your dick again. This will make sure that it stays super slick the whole time you fuck it.

Look, if you don’t want to take my word for it, that’s fine. But you owe it to yourself to pick up an artificial vagina and find out if what I am telling you is true. You won’t be disappointed.