Evaluating the Fake Pussy Options Available Today

There are so many fake pussy options out there that you might think it’s easier to just squirt some shampoo on your palm and rub one out. Well that’s a bad idea for two reasons. First of all, if you ever get shampoo in your dick hole it’s going to burn like hell. Second, there are so many great options out there if you only take the time to figure out which one you like the best.

Just like you I was overwhelmed the first time I looked for one of these toys. I went to the fleshlight site and saw a hundred different configurations and got afraid that I might get something that I didn’t like. Of course, I knew that I would like whatever I got… I just didn’t want to find out that there was something better.

I also looked at the artificial pussy options that were ultra realistic. I’m not talking about the fleshlight toys molded from real porn stars, but the toys that actually include things like butt cheeks, thighs, and an asshole. I found one that looked pretty good that was mounted in the doggy style position, but again, I wasn’t sure if it would be the right toy for me.

Anyway, when I got my income tax return I had a few thousand extra bucks, so I figured I would get a couple of different toys to see what I liked the most. Let me tell you that it really is hard to go wrong. Below, I am going to list the rubber pussy options that I own and who I think they’re best for.

The Jenna Haze Lotus – this is a fleshlight toy that was molded form the porn star, and it feels pretty realistic. If you have a hard on for her, then I would go with this toy.
The Fleshlight Butt with Forbidden Sleeve – this feels like you are really pounding away at a little butthole. Since it’s pretty easy to clean you don’t have to worry about blasting a load inside of it. It’s great to get some practice for when you might get inside a real butt some day.

The Fleshlight Ice Mouth Crystal – This is not a pussy, but it is close enough. If you fancy the idea of being able to watch your dick slide in and out, then this is definitely something you should look at. I think they might be coming out with new toys using this same see-through technology, so you might want to hold off a bit.

The Mangasm Pussy Paradise – this toy can be mounted (like missionary position) which you can’t do with your fleshlight. You can hold this like a fleshlight and jerk off with it, though.

The Mangasm DSRV – this toy sits in a doggy style position, has a butt, thighs, a pussy, and an asshole. It feels real and it’s heavy enough that you don’t throw it off the bed when you really start to fuck it hard. If you want to be able to get in the doggy style position and fuck away like an animal, this is the toy for you.

Out of all of those toys I would say that the best fake vaginas is the Pussy Paradise. I say this because it allows you to get on top of it in missionary position, but you can also jerk off with it.

Whatever you do, make sure you pick up one of the toys that I mentioned. I have a couple other fake pussy toys, but none of them are remarkable enough for me to bring them up.