Why is a rubber pussy better than your girlfriend?

A lot of guys have heard of the rubber pussy, but most of them are too stubborn headed to buy one. Instead, they spend all of their time and money trying to please their girlfriend. In the end, all she does is bitch and moan about everything you do wrong, and you get stuck watching shitty movies like Twilight. If you really want to just get down to business and fuck her, you have to waste your time buying her gifts and taking her out to dinner.

Why not toss all of that aside and get a sex toy that will give you all the pleasure you want without expecting you to go to all sorts of crazy lengths? I’m talking about a fake pussy, of course, and there are plenty of them out there. Think about all of the stuff you have to put up with your girlfriend in order to get laid. Look, you might like her, and you might even have some fun with her. But you probably think about breaking up with her all the time. So why not just get it over with and get a toy that will let you do whatever you want with it?

Let’s take the StoyaDestroya as an example. This is a fleshlight that comes as a rubber vagina or a butt. If you have ever seen her work, then you know she is one of the filthiest porn stars out there and that she doesn’t hesitate to get down and dirty. Imagine having a toy molded from her real pussy or ass. You can if you pick up the StoyaDestroya. You could also get a number of toys molded from other popular porn stars like Jenna Haze or Terra Patrick. Do you think they will complain when you decide you want to roll them over and play in the mud?

There is also a pretty awesome toy that I personally own called the Mangasm DSRV. I think that’s what it is called, but I’m not sure. I just call it Mrs. Right. This is a fake vagina in the doggy style position. It has thighs, ass cheeks, and a butt hole that begs you to drill for oil. It never complains when you decide you want to go spend the night with your buddies playing cards, and if you want to hop on to your favorite video game and play with your buds after you fuck its brains out it will let you.

Sadly, it won’t make you a sandwich. But your girlfriend probably doesn’t do that too often anyway.

There are plenty of other toys out there, but these are my favorite. If you have some that you really like, then why don’t you take the time to shoot me an email? Since I’m not busy blowing all of my hard earned money on stupid jewelry that is just going to get pawned off one day, anyway, I have plenty of spare cash to try out whatever artificial pussy you suggest.

The only thing that I want to make sure to mention is that you have to use lots of lube with these toys. If you don’t, it can actually be kind of painful. Thankfully if you hop over to Mangasm.com to pick up the DSRV, you can get a bottle of lube pretty cheap.

Take the time to check out all of the toys they have, not just the rubber pussy selection, and you will find yourself spending time with the girl of your dreams – one that doesn’t bitch and whine every time you want to bust a nut!